jordanvongrimmxx

I hate the vulgarity and crudeness of today's youth. I love it when kids who are what they want to be and are proud, but I loathe when they feel they need to express it in such disgusting ways. There's more to life than getting your 15 minutes of fame. Live your life to your expectations, not to the expectations of others.

I think its disgusting that people like Jeffree Star and the Millionaires are idolized. Yeah, its great that they're happy with who they are, but is it really necessary to be vulgar. I don't know about you, but I respect people who handle themselves with dignity and respect, not someone running around talking about cunt this and cunt that or getting messed up and being slutty. To me, that's not cute or funny, its loud and obnoxious. Don't put everything out there, leave things for you. Mysteriousness is always more interesting. No one strives to be famous anymore, its all about infamy. 

That's really all I want to say, I might go too far and piss people off, that's not really my intent. I'm just venting.

 

xoxo,

 

Jordan

there's only two books that I've ever been able to relate to. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and A Clockwork Orange. Although, I've never actually been on an ether binge, or a binge of any kind for that matter (and I still don't know what ether is); and A Clockwork Orange helped me grow up and not feel bad about losing out on the good times. It helped me see things for what they were. I think what is relatable is the chaos. Chaos is what I live for. I love my life. Yeah, I get frustrated by it at times, but who doesn't? In the past year or two I've learned to accept those frustrations and keep moving on. Moral of the story, kids: ENJOY THE CHAOS AND HAVE FUN BUT KNOW WHEN TO STOP. 

That's why you see strung out kids who keep digging themselves further and further in their graves, because they don't know when to stop. They don't realize that you don't have to get crazy, messed up to have a good time. That it's not about how messed up you can be to be interesting or cool. The energy you reek of is what makes you cool. One of my life mottos is "buy the ticket, take the ride." you paid for the ticket, enjoy what's in store for you, just know when they ride ends and when to get off and hop on a different ride. 

If you haven't read those books, they're definitely something you should. Probably like when you're peaking in your youth. It's probably when you'll be able to find similarities in your life and the characters, depending on how you live your life I suppose. 

It is days like this where I wonder why I do the things I do. Why I surround myself with the energies that I do. Why I even bother. Reality checks, if that’s what you want to call them. I’d rather not call them anything and forget about their existence, but you can’t really do that.

I’m passive-aggressive. I can’t tell people no without feeling guilt, even if I should tell them no. I hate the feeling of disappointment, so I never tell people no. Almost like the “golden rule” they teach you in kindergarten. “Treat others the way you want to be treated.” If I don’t want to be disappointed, I won’t disappoint others. That’s not the way disappointment works, though. Different people have different regards for people. Yes, at times we all do mean things to others. I never set out to hurt anyone, and I understand that sometimes it happens. But its the fact that I can’t tell people no that gets me into trouble. Not in like a peer-pressure, you-better-do-this-or-else kind of way. More like I just want everyone to feel happy and so I’ll do it if it means someone benefits from it. The way my luck/karma has been, I’ve begin to wonder if its really doing good or if people aren’t benefiting from it.

I always sit there and say “from now on, I’m going to…”, but I never do. If I do, it never lasts. I’m hard on myself because I have high expectations, but I feel like I can never reach them. I feel like Sisyphus all the damn time. I push my rock up the hill and as soon as I get up there, I lose grip and there it goes. I feel like my world is a constant struggle to maintain things. keep everyone happy. always explaining myself because a miscommunication turns someone else’s world upside down. Getting cut down and trying to play it off, because who am I to deny an opinion. keeping my things to myself because I don’t want to burden anyone with my troubles.

So as far as tomorrow goes, hopefully its a better day. I’m not sure what I’m going to do, because I have so much to do but no way of getting it done. I have no money, can’t fix my car. No car, can’t get to work. can’t get to work, can’t make money. can’t make money, can’t ask someone for it.

Now buzznet, this is something I've been trying to articulate for quite some time. This is just one of my many theories, but I don't expect anyone to read it muchless agree or have something nice to say. With that being said feel free to read it, state your opinions. I'd like to hear what your theories are. I'm not here to bash anyone, and neither should you guys. So here it goes.

 

 

 

 

They say we evolve for the best. Evolution is progression. Progression is good. Both words with connotations that society has told us meant something great. So what do lost causes evolve into?

The way I see it is, that humanity, mankind, is a lost cause. Society tells us what we should do; how we should behave; what is normal; what is okay to feel; what is okay to see; and so on and so on. But, in retrospect, we’ve never been of good nature. We’ve been greedy, selfish, destructive, violent, etc. throughout our existence; so what’s to say we aren’t going to get any worse? We sure as shit haven’t gotten better. We haven’t cured famine, we haven’t rid the world of abuse, terror, pain. In fact, more than often, we inflict these things on each other. With the minor exceptions of the martyrs of the world (Mother Teresa and whatever other individuals society felt necessary to teach us), we haven’t done a lot to be proud of.

This leads to my theory: Mankind’s evolution, at some point, will have to be resembling a zombie. Eventually all great species of its time comes to a halt. Plants, dinosaurs, animals, and humans. Mankind has/will be a lost cause as long as it exists. As we continue to evolve, we will just become more and more twisted. I feel that a zombie is a metaphor of this. Maybe we won’t physically turn into this, but we will more than likely become “zombie-like” emotionally and mentally. Our species cannot always remain number one. Evolution doesn’t work that way.

Because everyone has an opposing disposition, we will die for our arrogance. We are our own destruction.

I had an epiphany that heaven nor hell is a place we go when we die. When we die our bodies die, not our souls, therefore we are forever wandering aimlessly throughout existence. Bodies are just like shelter for the soul. But in this battle between heaven or hell, good or evil, whatever you want to call it, we are the war. The way I see it is that each side is using us almost as a soldier and it is why we see good and bad things in the world. We have no real choice or control. We are here to fight. Not fighting a war as we are told war is. Its not the laws of man that tell us what is wrong or right, it is what we know in our inner selves that is right. 

I'm not sure how else to explain this. I have a weird dyslexic way of explaining things. I hope it made sense, didn't offend your believes, but rather made you look at the things you know differently. 

 

 

I feel like such a douchebag for the lack of updates. I really love talking to everyone on here and doing things in trashed teens, I need to manage time and everything again. Good news though, I have been designing a lot more and actually creating things. New project is a St. Patrick's Day dress. Total 50s housewife style. I love it, no one thinks I'll get it finished, but oh will I! Wish me luck! haha

Anywho! I just want to let all of you who read or comment or even look at my page, that I'm going to make more of an effort to be on here and keep in touch with every one of you! New and old friends. Even those whom I've never talked with. Hey, we're friends, lets actually communicate!!

The month of march, for me at least, has been a month of reinvention! I've reinvented my physical appearance, mind-set, and attitude! Woo! You guys ready for it?? Lets make 2009 great! Funny, people usually write these things like in the beginning of the year, like in January! haha.

So many things have been inspiring me, and I hope you guys are inspired to do something great too! No fear!! haha.

Anyways, the whole point of this is I want to get back into using buzznet more frequently and I want to talk to everyone, so don't be afraid to send me a message, comment,note, adding me on myspace, anything!

Jordan

I need some opinions on this. Here's the story:

Last week, I had a huge major essay due, thanks to lil miss jesslovespanic for reading it (I really do appreciate it!). Well, I was working on it last sunday night/early monday morning, and about around midnight I start hearing something strange. The strange noises broke my concentration, so I turned down my music to further investigate these noises. As some of you may know, I live with both my uncle and grandma. What some of you may not know, is that my uncle, in simpler terms, is a man whore. His current fling, I do not like for several different reasons. The first time she came over, where my grandma and I both met her; she sat in our kitchen, me on the couch, where she sat with her friend and made fun of me. I was minding my own business when I hear "ha! Look at her!" and when I looked up they started laughing. The kind of laugh where you know someone said something about you. Once you get me mad in that kind of way she did, there's no getting on my good side.

So let's get back to last sunday! I turned down my music to hear the noises, and I hear two people having sex. Being disgusted, I turn up my music. Well, I have a hard time concentrating on writing with loud music blaring, but I also don't want to hear people have sex. So I keep the music playing loud, and then they keep getting louder. So I turn my music up, it will only go up so loud. After awhile, they got to be too loud for me to keep turning up my music. So for about another hour or so, I finished my paper and they were not making noises anymore. So being finished I go to bed, and I turn on some jazz to help me fall asleep, and I wasn't laying down for 10 minutes when I heard them going at it again!! Now my first class starts at 9am and its almost 3am when this starts going on. Needless to say I didn't fall asleep until around 4.45/5amish.

I get through my classes for the day running on a few hours of sleep, and I go to meet up with my uncle after classes. He starts being very rude to me, and I'm not nice when I'm tired. So when he starts giving me an attitude, I start getting angry with him. Finally I just call him out on everything. Granted I probably should have waited until all his friends left, but it was a heat of the moment thing. He got mad at me and told me "to go find my own fucking ride home!" Being as angry as I was, I didn't call anyone to give me a ride home, but walked the six miles it is from my school to my house. While I was walking it began to rain, heavily I might add. I get home, furious and soaking, and I see my grandma and tell her everything. She's anger and we both come to the conclusion that his girlfriend is not allowed over to the house.

My uncle and I haven't been talking all week. He knows I'm stubborn, and I'm not going to talk to him until I get an apology. I won't apologize for my end until he apologizes first.

Now, I need advice. Should I swallow my pride and just say sorry? Or should I just move back in with my dad, who, since my mom left, would appreciate me being home far more than my uncle?

I've decided that I'm going to take a little break from buzznet. I've been so busy lately with school and my grades aren't too full potential! That's kind of why I've been AWOL on here for the past while. If you want my screen names or something just message me asking for them and I'll give me to you. Also, my myspace link and stuff will be up there, but I'm also not going to be on their as much either.
I'll probably be back towards the end of the month or after this term is over. Or when I decide to get organized. I wish you all well for the time being! thanks!

So who else is so amped that Obama won???? It feels so great! I'm really sad that I didn't get today's newspaper, but I was so busy with school and work that I didn't have time! Nuts! I've been getting a lot of hate mail on myspace and facebook with people telling me I'm too young and naive to know anything about him. This is all from people that are relatively my age! It doesn't upset or frustrate me in the slightest bit, I laugh at it more.

I may not know a whole lot about politics but I can say this much; before either McCain and Obama decided running I knew who they were, and I saw both perspectives. I didn't dislike either of them, but it wasn't until McCain started running that I began to dislike him. And although I knew who Obama was, I began to research more of what he stood for and found out that I agreed so much with what he was trying to say. Then I looked at McCain and began to realize that he didn't really stand for a lot of the things I do.

For me, voting for Obama wasn't about race or history. It was about him being on the same page as me. I agreed so much with his policies, especially ones on healthcare. I honestly think that had McCain not picked Palin as a running mate and ran such a negative campaing (lets face it, he really did, I saw more Anti-Obama ads than I did ads talking about what he stood for), he would have won. I wouldn't have been happy about it, but I think he would've. I wasn't a big fan of Palin either. I really didn't think she was ready to be a Vice President this election. Maybe in the future she could, she still wouldn't have my vote though!

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm glad Obama won; and all I can say to those who disagree "Sorry to ya!" I mean, I don't talk about politics to change opinions. Those opinions are impossible to change. I mean my uncles were for McCain. One of my uncles actually got out of the military last year, and was really upset that Obama won. I understand why because Democrats tend to cut military funding more than Republicans, but at the same time McCain also opposed the new G.I. Bill which allows my uncle to attend school. I don't understand it, but its how he feels and I can't really change that. I honestly can't wait for these next four years! I feel so great about voting and helping the Obama campaign out as much as I could! Cheers!

P.S. I really think Michelle Obama is going to be our generations' Jackie O! Anyone with me?

Here are some pictures from halloween. I'm too lazy to upload them individually. Here's us all doing the thriller dance for the 8th time that night.


My uncle joe went as the scarecrow
I chose to be tinkerbell last minute!
we all look like a bunch of douchebags!
Thats me and my uncle's girlfriend "/ I did her hair and make up
Thriller!
I kept doing this thing with my thumbs all night! I don't even know why!
The wonderful Adam managed to capture tinkerbell eating cupcakes.
I think this was round 4 of thriller?
Pre-party. Gosh, how I love my retarded, highly politically incorrect uncles! haha
fistful of assholes! haha
I'm such a freakazoid at times
Tinkerbell had too much to drink.
Oye!

Me and Big Dolla Mala aka Malilah aka Skitale aka my Trini Beauty haha

MY two favorite skitales. haha
Mala's husband, Ravi, and I.

My grandma. I did her makeup. She looked so cute with her fake eyelashes! haha
those thumbs again.
Excited because tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and vote!! WOoooOOoo! Then I go to class and work. Both of which are getting old. Suck it up, Jordan, keeps you productive and out of jail! how was your halloween??

Its been a long time since I wrote here last. I've been so busy since school started! Between taking 4 regular classes on campus and one online I haven't been doing much but working and school work!

This week I'll be unbelievably busy!!! I work every night from 4.30pm to 9.30pm. I have school mondays and wednesdays from 9am to 11.30, and then tuesdays and thursdays from 12pm to 2; all combined with the dumb online course that consists of 6 hours of reading, 2 tests, and group work (still think that's dumb, considering its online but whatever!). Midterms are next week! Oh joy! Halloween is friday and I still need to get my costume ready! I'm going as the one and only Charlie Chaplin! I don't know when I'm going to get stuff for my costume because of work and school. I might go after class on wednesday! Also, I wanna go to one of the early voting places in town to go vote. So I might try and go friday. I just want to get everything done this week! So much to do so little time!

What are you guys dressing up as??

Jordan

While I was on vacation with my family this past week and a half, I experienced the most interesting thing. It wasn't meeting new people on an alaskan cruise, or seeing the beautiful environment of alaska, canada, washington or Oregon. It wasn't experiencing a bonding experience with any family members, I actually experienced the complete opposite of that (but that's the topic of interest). I happened to be in Hillsboro, Oregon killing time until visiting with old friends. I was at a Joe's, which I only know as G.I. Joe's from when I lived there. I had to use the lavatory, so I went to use the store's bathroom. I will have you know that I will only use a public restroom when I'm seconds away from peeing my pants, which I just so happened to be.

Now I'm going to detour from the story and give you some minor details of the story, I was wearing my glamour kills tee. The one that says, "Dance, Shuffle, Shimmy, Shake, Glamour Kills!" I also happened to be wearing my vans that say "Save Ferris" on them, as well as sunglasses (I'm not sure why I was wearing them indoors to begin with).

Now I will continue with my story. As I was speed walking to the bathroom. I see a young boy running behind me. not thinking anything of it I kept going, until he tapped me on the shoulder and said "hey!" So I stopped, and we stood there in an awkward stance while he read my shirt. Not making any sudden movements, I slowly moved to the bathroom door and did my business. I was coming out of the bathroom and he was standing there waiting and stopped me once more and said "hey!" Again, we stood there in an awkward way and then he hugged me! The way you hug someone when they're crying, and he wouldn't let go. More afraid that he was lost or needed some sort of help, I asked him if he was alright and he said yes and took off. Then when I found my family in an aisle looking at a duffle bag, I told my family of the story and they all just thought that maybe he thought he knew me. I don't know. But while we were looking at these dumb duffle bags I just happen to see him at the end of the aisle and he waves and takes off.

I've been thinking about this kid for the past 2 days since it happened. I kept wondering why he would do such a peculiar thing as hugging a stranger. Then I thought, "Well why does that have to be peculiar? Maybe he's just a loving person." Then I really starting thinking too much about it and thought that maybe he can read auras and saw something. But more than anything I see him as a sign. I'm a firm believer that our life is already planned out, and we just need to follow the signs to get where we need to be. But I don't think he was that kind of sign. I think he was the sign that was more of a reminder. A reminder that there will always be love in the world, and that as fast as it may come it leaves just as quick. Mind you, I have no idea who this kid is at all. I know nothing about him, not his name, age or who he is. I will call him Sunshine, because that's what he was to me that day. Sunshine.

But finally I will be start making and selling my hair clips! I'll have pictures posted in about 2 weeks to show you guys what they look like and from there I'll set up a store and what not!
Please let me know if you guys are interest or not. I'll probably do custom stuff as well as stuff that I've been making friends for the past year!

past 2 months have been full of anxiety attacks for every possible reason. past 2 weeks I haven't been able to breathe. I'm slowly but surely disengrating into nothing. sounds emo. bleh. Being in albuquerque is so unproductive, I need to get outta here for a week I think, just to get away from the negativity. I'm the crazy forgotten middle child that does everything wrong, yet my younger brother can get his gf pregnant and get an abortion and not say anything and all is well. I'm not supposed to know that...

I think I'd be having less anxiety attacks if I stopped sneaking out so much at night. maybe its the other way around. Maybe I'd be having more if I wasn't sneaking out, being a hooligan, and what not.

I have money for the first time since Christmas. thats nice seeing I can get groceries and not starve. I'm gonna be getting a job here soon! Its just for some lady, my business teacher hooked me up with the job.

I feel dead. Tomorrow is Cobra Starship. My brother needs to quit pussing out and just stick to something. No tennis for me! I'm over it. only a week in and I'm over it! nice jordan.

 

I just don't get why I'm less important than someone else's who is a year younger.
I haven't had a birthday party or remotely celebrated mine since I was 13. I don't understand why he can decide where he wants  to eat on my birthday. I hate that my birthday has always been less important. I hate that even on my birthday the whole day revolves around my brother. I don't understand why everyone can dump responsibility on me, but god forbid he had a little responisibility.
I don't understand how someone can tell me that no one likes being around me. I hate the way my mom can say things like that and I can't show any emotions towards it because I'm being immature.
I don't understand how I bend over backwards to help them, but its too much to ask for when I ask for help with small things. I hate that no one can ever say thank you.
I don't understand how even when I don't have money I still manage to by them presents for their bdays, chirstmas, mothers day, etc., but I never get anything from them. I hate that I try so hard for some people and they never appreciate it.
I don't understand why I always have to hide my emotions or desires because someone else doesn't want to deal with it. I hate hiding things.

please leave me a comment making me feel better

I'm so glad that 2007 is over.  It was hell for the most part, it started getting  better towards the end.  I have a feeling 2008 will be grand. yes, grand. epic. spectacular. I don't know what other word I can use.

here's a little update in the life o' jordan.  christmas sucked. I'm becoming a scrooge. blah. The highlights of christmas were I got sooo much random hello kitty stuff and this rad glass tea pot.  The tea you put in is like a flower bud and it blooms in the hot water and thats how you get the tea. cool right??

My grandma's on this big kick that I should have all these hello kitty appliances for my house. she's a strange one.  It all started out with a hello kitty alarm clock and then she thought "hey let's get jordan a hello kitty toaster!!!" so now I have hello kitty toast with my tea. She made my christmas. 

David and I have been hanging out a lot over our break. I'm pretty sure we've seen every possible movie out already! We finally saw Sweeny Todd on New Years Eve! I loved it! One of the best movies of 2007! That and I Am Legend! We also saw AVPR.....fucking lame. hated it, I wanted to leave during the movie, but we didn't just commentated the whole movie and pissed everyone off. I wanna see Cloverfield so unbelievable bad!!! ahh! oh and we almost got in a fight at the mall.  This girl was starting shit and told us to meet her and her lame ass friends in the parking lot. so we went to meet them and we found crowbars in david's car and so we really meant business.  they never showed. thats why I hate scene kids, those kids were scene kids. I just hate that they all talk shit about me and David at school and then I go home and I get friend requests from all of them on myspace. get over yourselves people.  they call me a poser because I wear hello kitty jewlery when the fact of the matter is I've been wearing hello kitty stuff in general since I was 8!

Today, I'm going to be home alone all day...... I wish my car worked that way I could just go and do something on my own. I've got far too much on my mind to just sit here and watch the hills and drink tea all day... maybe I'll walk to walgreens and drink a whole bunch of energy drinks and be wired for sound and piss everyone off in the house. ha

I've been debating whether or not I should cut my hair short. well shoulder length short.... which is still pretty short seeing my hair is like half way down my back.  I want change for 2008 but I'm hestitant.  I'm always hesitant for change.  especially with hair....The last time my hair was long it was like 24 inches long and i cut it so short and hated it.... I'm afraid I'm going to hate it again cuz I usually do.... who knows

 

                                                         

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am no longer living with my parents! I feel like 100 pounds of pressure was lifted from my chest! They kicked me out, I'm living with my sister. I'm not going to be able to get on the computer as much though.  Between my sister, her boyfriend, and myself we will be fighting over the computer. I have my phone. if you want my number to talk msg. my aim sn is semicharmdlife5. msn is jordanvongrimmxx@hotmail.com so hit it up if I'm not on and you really wanna talk.

all you guys are amazing! happy holidays! I'm the happiest I've ever been. I feel like i can actually live life now! I feel like I can move forward. However, I did disappoint myself when I did cut.  I regret it so much, but I know I won't have to worry about being tempted to do it again. Thank you to everyone who ever listened to me rant! I love you all! I have a permanent grin on my face, I haven't been able to do that in about 4 or 5 years.

 

xo

 

p.s. read the tags. its a little update. hahah

these are things that have all been said to me. boo on these asshole boys that said it

5. Say "hows it going Tits McGee???" (okay that was a bit funny when one person said it and i responded, but an everyday thing isnt funny)

4. Ask her what size she wears (even if its bra, pants or shirts I give nose fuzz don't ask!)

3. Tell her "you and your dad look exactly alike" then proceed to say your dad looks like a frog.

2. Cop a feel because its "free feel friday"

1. draw a picture of her that looks like she's obese and when she asks why she looks fat don't say its because you have big boobs, hips and a big butt.

please boys don't say that to girls!

Ah, so a new year is going to be rolling around here faster than I can expect, and I've got some big news regarding some stuff that's going to be going down in '08.

First, I'm going to get my clothing line up and running. My parents said if I'm not going to get a job anytime soon then I need to get this up and running. For the first time my mom is actually supportive and willing to help me with something, so I figure I should take full advantage of this. I can't think of a name that will stick yet. My dad thinks I should call it Grimm Fit or just Grimm Clothes. If you've got some awesome suggestions, let me know. Along with the clothes will be the infamous hair clips I've been getting asked about. I'll probably be giving them away with orders for awhile. So stay tuned for that.

Second, I will be turning 18 in February. that's a big deal for me. I probably won't be doing anything for it though. Depends on what's going on that week and what not. I'll probably hang out with David. ha. I know for sure I'm getting one of my many tattoos. I think I'll get the two little purple bows on my feet. I'm nervous because I've been told it hurts a lot there. But hey, thats where I want it and I'll suck it up. I have an abnormally high pain tolerance anyways.

Third, I want to start a video "diary" I guess of just funny things I do with family or friends. It'll probably be stupid things me and David do on the weekends or during lunch. i.e. throw pennies at people, swing from trees pretending to be mortal kombat characters. stay tuned for that.

Fourth, I'm going to try and get one of my books for my children's literature class published. It will be one of the poetry books I wrote. My children's literature teacher has been trying to get me to publish it for almost a year now. I don't even have her anymore and she's still bugging me about that. If it gets published then rad, but if not its still cool!

Fifth, I might be going to reno, nevada, for National BPA conference. New York was sooo much fun last year, so I'm hoping Reno will be just as fun. I don't really like too many people in BPA right now, but then again I was really that great of friends with some of the kids I got to be pretty cool with in New York. Ya never know. The whole trip depends on how much because last year it was like $1500 for the trip and I only raised like $120, which meant my parents had to pay for the rest! that didn't go over too smoothly! ha

Last but not least, I will be graduating! Woo woo! Finally! Its been a long couple of years. I'm glad to get out of Cibola! I'm not going to miss much about it. I'll cry though, and I don't like crying in front of people. Then after that, I have the summer where I'll be going on a cruise with my grandparents. hopefully I won't miss warped tour because I missed it last year which I was depressed about for weeks.

so I know i've been posting a lot of blogs lately. I just have shit to say.

If you're having a bad day, TOTALLY KEEP READING!!!

whats better than making yourself look like an ass with your best friend? making yourself look like an ass in front of new people you say? great answer!

so last night david and I were hanging out with some new people, egging people in corn mazes and cars. hahaha i'm horrible. so I got extremely excited when we were egging cars at the corn maze and I went to go throw an egg out the driver side window (david was driving btw) and his window was up! take a moment with me to laugh!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahalgtjoasdhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

whew! so I told him I would clean it up and as we were driving everyone else was still laughing at me, I was trying not to laugh, and david was very much so upset. so I gave him my favorite hoodie to clean it up with!!!!! so my hoodie was covered in egg. we finally got to a gas station and I'm cleanign the inside of his window with one of those squeegies while everyone in the back seat is laughing and giving me shit. david's watching me telling me when I miss a spot. so our other friends finally drive up and they're retelling the story and everyones laughing.

okay, now fast forward to 15 minutes later! we were still egging things! I get excited again. all windows are  rolled down, so now I'm confident I wont make a mess. I got to throw my egg. I hit the top part of the window. the egg cracks. i still get it out the window wiht minimal mess. david looks at me and goes "JOOOOOOOOORDAAAAAAAN!" I looked at him and quickly grabbed my hoodie and say "I didnt even make a mess!" hahaha

Moral of the story is: don't let me throw eggs unless I'm in a convertable! hahaha